TO BEL AIR IN A BEETLE CAR
MEET A NEWLY REVIVING STAR
TABLETALK IN THE CANDLELIGHT
TILL FOUR

THE STAR HAS HEARD OF THE LOUNGECORE TREND
FROM A FEW SAN FRANSISCO FRIENDS
BUT I TELL HIM THAT TREND
ENDED LAST YEAR

PEOPLE WHO CAN RIDE THE WAVE
PEOPLE WHO ARE OLD BUT BRAVE
PEOPLE WHO CAN STAY IN SHAPE
LOOK GREAT

PEOPLE WHO HAVE STYLE TO SPARE
AND WHO WEAR IRONIC FLARES
PEOPLE WHO WOULD RATHER DIE
THAN BORE

AND HOW DID YOU REMAIN SO COOL？
YOU SIGNED YOUR NAME AND SOLD YOUR SOUL
I GUESS YOU FROZE YOURSELF, SO COOL YOU'RE TRULY COLD
WHAT'S SO DISGRACEFUL ABOUT
GROWING OLD？

DAVID CASSIDY'S STALLION FARM
DONNY OSMOND IS ON MY ARM
HE'S LOST SOME HAIR AND HE'S LOST SOME CHARM
HELLO！

TONY BENNET, TSA TSA GABOR
STAYING RELEVANT, IT'S LIKE WAR
WHO GOT KILLED AND I WONDER
WHAT'S IT FOR？

PEOPLE WHO CAN SWING FOR WEEKS
TONGUES HELD FIRMLY IN THEIR CHEEKS
EVEN WHEN THEIR OWN CAREERS
LOOK BLEAK

PEOPLE WHO ARE ALL THE RAGE
AND REFUSE TO QUIT THE STAGE
PEOPLE WHO WOULD RATHER DIE
THAN AGE

DID COOL HELP YOU SURVIVE THE CULL？
THE PALACE COUP... WHO DID YOU KILL？
AND WHEN YOU WRITE YOUR WILL, AND WHEN YOU QUIT THE SCENE
WELL DID YOU EVER HEAR OF HARMONY KORINE？

CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN
WRAPPED IN A GLAZE OF 100% PURE IRONY
SANCTIFIED BY FASHION MAGAZINES
CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU
LAUGHING AT YOU LAUGHING AT YOURSELF, OLD MAN
BUT THAT'S THE GAME YOU CHOOSE TO PLAY

YEAH, I'VE HEARD YOUR SHIT
THAT'S OLD SHIT, MAN
WE'RE LIVING IN A DIFFERENT TIME
TIME FOR A LITTLE ORIGINALITY
TIME FOR A LITTLE INDIVIDUALITY
WHY NOT TRY, WHY NOT TRY A LITTLE EXPERIMENTATION FOR A CHANGE？
WHY NOT TRY LIVING A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE EDGE FOR CHANGE？
BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO RUN THE RISK OF FAILURE
BECAUSE WITHOUT FAILURE THERE IS NO WAY IN TO THE GREAT ADVENTURE
YOU'VE GOT TO BE ABLE TO CRASH THE PLANE AND WALK AWAY

TERMINATION OF OUR TOLERANCE FOR YOUR ANECDOTES, OLD MAN
TELL IT TO ST. PETER
HOW YOU PUT DOWN MICHAEL CAINE, HOW YOU BLEW UP JAMES BOND
SAVE YOUR BREATH
QUIT THE SCENE
SAVE YOUR BREATH
QUIT THE SCENE
DID YOU EVER HEAR OF
HARMONY KORINE？